As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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