i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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