Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
