did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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