It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
North Korea, Best Korea!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i will never coherently bang her
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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