I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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