i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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