who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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