Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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