Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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