But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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