my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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