no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
