Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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