Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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