some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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