I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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