The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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