Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You have to summon your inner elephant
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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