nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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