I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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