Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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