No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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