Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
