Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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