I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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