Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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