...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
so much tequila, so little girl.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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