So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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