I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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