But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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