The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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