I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the day after is always just damage control
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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