whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize