after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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