The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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