so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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