I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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