North Korea, Best Korea!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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