doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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