Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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