Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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