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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.

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(802): View more from Vermont

he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife

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(904): View more from Florida

Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.

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(317): View more from Indiana

TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.

(415): View more from California

I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?

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