Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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