Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I enjoy the company of your penis
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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