he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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