JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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