Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
