it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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