am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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