She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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