kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I need you to use more vowels.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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