I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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