What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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