I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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