Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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