If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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