I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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