Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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