I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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